ugh

i’ve been helping my mom with stuff around the house all day and i made dinner and we were doing the dishes and decided to take a break so we sat down on the couch. she noticed that the dogs hadn’t been outside in a long time so she asked me to take them out and i pointed to my brother, who was napping on the other couch, if HE could take them out and she was just like “can you PLEASE help me out?” like what do you think i’ve been doing all day??

i am so tired of her pulling bullshit like this because my brother NEVER has to do anything. NEVER. i can’t even remember the last time he washed a fucking dish. he gets a free pass to not do chores because he’s my mom’s favorite and she couldnt wake her poor precious andrew up from a nap to help us

danielodowd:

buchowski
Lou Reed - Perfect Day
2,633 plays

officeworker:

Perfect Day - Lou Reed

"oh, it’s such a perfect day
i’m glad i spent it with you.
oh, such a perfect day
you just keep me hanging on.”

And a mistake repeated more than once is a decision.
Paulo Coelho (via rawan-g2)

(Source: celestinevibes)

(Source: erictheblack)

i forgot that the administrative law course i’ll be taking this upcoming semester is with the most demanding law professor in the department

OH NOOOO

It is terrible to be condemned to silence when one has so much to say.
Friedrich Nietzsche (via pastizche)
orange-is-the-new-life:

The real way to figure out which OitNB character you’re most like! Just take a quick Myers-Briggs test to find out who you are.


THEY ASSIGNED A TYPE TO THE CHICKEN

orange-is-the-new-life:

The real way to figure out which OitNB character you’re most like! Just take a quick Myers-Briggs test to find out who you are.

THEY ASSIGNED A TYPE TO THE CHICKEN

deadpaint:

Arthur Frederick Bridgeman, The Siesta

deadpaint:

Arthur Frederick Bridgeman, The Siesta